What Not To Drive On A First Date

"PRBot II" (prbot2)
04/29/2014 at 00:21 • Filed to: night oppo, lolcars, wtf

DISCUSSION (19)

PatBateman > PRBot II
04/29/2014 at 00:24

Lots of room back there...

Just sayin'.

PRBot II > PatBateman
04/29/2014 at 00:25

I can't argue with that logic.

CRider > PRBot II
04/29/2014 at 00:30

Nothing says "fuck me" like a stretch Lumina.

PRBot II > CRider
04/29/2014 at 00:52

Dude this is a recipe for success.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > PRBot II
04/29/2014 at 00:59

And where not to drive it...

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PRBot II
04/29/2014 at 01:44

This is my logic: Make a good first impression, and take your parents car. It is usually safer/more sensible than your own. Second date? Screw it! your 1987 Death trap Firebird should suffice!

David McKay > CRider
04/29/2014 at 04:01

And if she—like most people—thinks that min in yellow lambos are compensating for a tiny dick, imagine what she will think about your package when you pull up in that.

zeontestpilot > PRBot II
04/29/2014 at 07:00

I think any mini-van would be a poor choice. It tends to be the symbol of parenthood. If you have to use it, make sure you state it's your parents quickly, apologize for it (she'll respond with a "it's ok..."), then make a quick comment that your car is in the shop, or you're looking for the right car to buy, etc, then drop the subject.

If it is your van, you better know it inside and out and be prepared to rationalize why you own one.

Just saying...

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > PRBot II
04/29/2014 at 08:05

Kinja'd!!!

CRider > David McKay
04/29/2014 at 13:26

You know, I could live with a tiny dick if it meant I could afford a Lamborghini.

Kylemaro > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/29/2014 at 18:06

hey i had a deathtrap firebird and it got me a girl. haha. may have been the torn up iron maiden t shirt and too much makup girl who liked bad guys like me. but it was alot of fun while it lasted

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Kylemaro
04/29/2014 at 20:24

haha, I know it works, but I was thinking more "upper-middle class respectable family" kind of girl. You know, the kind whose daddy drives a 650Xi and whose mommy has an Escalade (or as I like to say it the Xkalaid)

Kylemaro > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/30/2014 at 00:05

LOL you want a girl like that get an E30 and a gay haircut. wear a polo shirt with a popped collar and act like shes nothing special

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Kylemaro
04/30/2014 at 00:19

yeah, true...
There's this hot girl in one of my classes who really likes Camaros, and muscle cars in general. I think that if I owned an SRT8 or an SS she'd probably beg me to go out with her !

Kylemaro > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/30/2014 at 02:08

what do you drive? i can help you get the girl my friend ;) ........ my trouble has always been keeping them haha

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Kylemaro
04/30/2014 at 02:43

I don't drive yet...
Still 15 :P
I'm most likely either getting a 2012 jetta, or a new MK7 golf in 2-3 months, depending on grades on finals at school.
And I know how you feel! So far, I've had two actual relationships, both of which were about 2-3 months, and one fling (which was amazing and made the dating look like torture)

Kylemaro > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/30/2014 at 03:31

my last relationship started the last month of my senior year of high school. when i was 17. and it ended this february. im still pretty fucked up about that. but trust me. dont get a volkswagen just dont

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Kylemaro
04/30/2014 at 03:49

Runs in the family! We've owned at least 2 VAG products at any point in time since 1982 or so! Don't get me wrong, I'd much rather get a used mustang for example, but parents get most of the say with the car, and I'd rather have them buy me a new car than me have to work for 4-6 months to buy something that they wouldn't even sit in.

And you see, neither of my relationships left an emotional mark on me. Actually no, the made me happier, since the first girl has been single ever since (and not because she wants to be...this girl's got a reputation now) and the second girl Is dating a controlling moron, and I told her that she wouldn't be happy, and she isn't! The fling was awesome, since the girl was a junior, and I am a sophomore, and she was twice as hot as the hotter of my 2 girlfriends was (the first one). I still have a crush on her, but she lives about 2-3 hours away from my home, so I won't see her till, like next year probably

Kylemaro > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
04/30/2014 at 04:11

thats a shame. but moral of the story the hot ones end up fat. trust me. but yeah man i feel ya. you'll never understand the hatred in my fathers eyes the day i brought home a 1st gen supra "you aint parkin that jap shit in my driveway" so i parked it across the street (die hard chevy guy, car racist to the extreme) i love yotas though. got an fj now. aside from my old beat up z28 (84 autocross monster) and if i ever find employment again (really hopin) lookin for a 86 toyota pickup. build me a back to the future sr5 replica. shame abotu my girl though. i told her the nigth she told me she wanted ot leave me for a co worker "you're gonna be right in my shoes in 2 months after hes got what he wanted and leaves you" sure enough. 2 months of misery and shes alone and crying. somehow still hates me? im giving it time. she'll reach back out (hoping) that girls my wife even though we never married. i can forgive pretty much anything. and i know i love her. i know deep down. she probably still loves me (once again i hope) but good luck in both life and love. dont ever take better care of the car then her though. she WILL get jealous haha